How am I doing? Not bad to a 22 year old.

Well, I thought I was ok, but judging by the amount of carb loading going on around here....maybe I'm not so good.

more later.

UPDATE: So due to the critical carb intake, I figured might as well just do it up right....Went to WTs for the Dubliner Lobster Mac and Cheese to go.  While I was waiting, had a Newcastle.  Young man sits next to me, like in my personal space next to me...introduces himself, slurring slightly. 
Asks me how old are you, 30?  I didn't say don't you know you don't ask that question, since it was so funny...30. How many beers does it take a 22 year old to think I look 30?  I told him exactly, and he said OK.  He was trying to kiss my hand and my hair....meanwhile I was thinking where the hell is my macaroni!! 
So then he says: How bout if you just kiss me once, and if it's not good, then I won't bother you anymore.  Is that the most hilarious thing you ever heard?  I did not say, Sonny, I could make your toes curl, make you find religion and cry out for your own mommy...I said oh, that's sweet.  Right then my food was ready and I left but this was good for my ego, I admit it.