What did I do to get ready?

The other day J asked me what I was doing to get ready for his visit.  That question made me freak (on the inside) and I asked him what do you want me to be doing? Never answer a question with a question, he said...so I just refused to answer it - I said you'll just have to be surprised....
Instantaneous anxiety.  Instantaneous Hawaiian Girlfriend, and a million other things that make me feel vulnerable. Why? Why? Why? I know I am fabulous, smart, funny AND I have mad skills (yes, I CAN resuscitate you, in more ways than you think...)
So here's the answer:
Lost 19 pounds
got a haircut, trimmed the ends, colored it, got my eyebrows done.
took the weekend off
bought the famous lilac shampoo (YES, it IS worth $20)
moisturized DAILY! (that is a really big thing haha)
bought Victoria Secret thongs, black.
went tanning - If I get skin cancer now, I am going to be seriously pissed at you J.
trimmed and/or shaved everything
tried on half the closet looking for the perfect blend of hot and cool
put on some jewelry
bought new shoes (well, those aren't ONLY for the weekend)
got the oil changed, tires rotated and inspection done (had to get the low tire light to turn off!)
vacuumed the car, personally, since I was supposed to be the chauffeur
and here's the biggest thing, the most personal thing I could give - bought everything to have ready for this:

Yes friend,  I almost baked you a pie.